Oddly Enough Blog

Think you could kill her for a little less?

December 15, 2010

This is just pathetic. You may have seen the story about a former TV chef who pleaded no contest to trying to have his wife killed, and was sentenced to nine years in prison.

We NEED three more naked chicks?

November 17, 2010

Somebody please help me out here.

FRANCE-LOUVRE/We have a story about how the Louvre, which is this really big museum in Paris, is asking the public to help raise the cash to buy it a 16th century painting deemed a “national treasure” by art experts.

Weekend at Bernie’s?

November 14, 2010

Two days ago I wrote about an auction where the government was going to sell a bunch of stuff belonging to big-time swindler Bernie Madoff, including some of his underwear and a pair of monogrammed slippers…

Fashion and trashin’ in Oinktown

October 19, 2010

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Lamar, I thought you said we were having our fashion show in the underground parking garage to save money. But it says here we’ll be on the real runway. We’re not made of money.

Six-letter word, means to pester or nag

October 18, 2010

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Faithful readers will recall that I have mentioned the University of Wisconsin Alumni Association here several times, and never in a good way. The UWAA is annoying, like a spongy growth on your chin that won’t go away.

Fashion mirage in a parking garage?

October 16, 2010

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Okay fashion show staff, we really need to cut costs on our fashion show this week. Lamar, I put you in charge of trimming the fat. What have you come up with?

And the new Miss Cheap Universe is…

August 23, 2010

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Blog Guy, you’ve been covering the Miss Universe Pageant in Las Vegas, and this is the big day. How’s it going?

Are you an optometrist or a pessimist?

June 13, 2010

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Blog Guy, I am one  American who is sick and tired of dehumanizing medical procedures. My own pet peeve is the eye exam.

Is this even real money?

June 9, 2010

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I’ve mentioned here before that the problem with doing a humor blog for a news organization is that people often try to send me news.

Here’s what you get for $106 million…

May 5, 2010

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Blog Guy, I heard on the radio that a Picasso painting just sold for more than $106 million! They held up a photo of it on the radio news, but I was driving and couldn’t look.