Oddly Enough Blog

Hey look, a rich guy with ice cream!

May 2, 2010


Blog Guy, please help settle a bet with my dog groomer…

Aaarrrrgh!!!! Again with the settling of bets! What is it THIS time?

Have people in Nebraska ever seen a rich guy eat ice cream?

buffett combo 300You know, I would have said yes, but now I’m not so sure.

This top photo shows really rich guy Warren Buffett chomping on a vanilla orange ice cream bar yesterday. He certainly is attracting gawkers.

Smiling and filing, many happy returns?

April 11, 2010


Holy crap, Blog Guy! I just realized it’s only a few days until my tax return is due! How can I find somebody to do it for me?

They don’t call it a runway for nothin’….

March 1, 2010

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Boss, you know how you’re always saying we need to cut costs for our fashion shows? Well, have I got great news for you!

I gotta do WHAT for a bonus? No way!

February 25, 2010

Quick quiz: Down in Bolivia, the ruling party has proposed a new Labor Code that would give workers a bonus for…

Do you see any sweat? My deodorant keeps me dry for hours!

December 15, 2009

Blog Guy, the presidents of those Latin American countries like Venezuela and Cuba, do they make much money? I mean, can you earn a good living doing that?

If she’s pensive, it’s expensive…

October 21, 2009

Blog Guy, it’s me. That aspiring photojournalist you’ve been mentoring.

Like I needed to hear from you again. What now?

Well, I’m supposed to be shooting photos of great works of art, and I wondered if there are any tricks to making them look good. You know, special lighting, filters, shutter speeds, etc?

Sit! Stay! Who’s a GOOD model?

October 12, 2009

Okay fashion show staff, times are hard, and we need to save more money.

We tried using dead models, but it turns out they don’t last long in the bright lights. We hired raccoons to do makeup, but there was that rabies problem.

Flossing, brushing threaten false teeth sales…

October 1, 2009

Please don’t let me be the only one who thinks this is ironic.

I’m reading financial stories this week, and suddenly I see this headline: “Credit limits, self-discipline threaten holiday sales.” Did I wander onto The Onion site?

Lookit the Nasdaqs on that chick!

September 15, 2009

If you’re like most guys, hearing about the global financial meltdown makes you think about naked chicks. Then again, if you’re like most guys, hearing about tapioca pudding make you think about pretty much the same thing.

Are you SURE that’s Stallone’s bathroom?

September 14, 2009

Blog Guy, you haven’t done any fantasy photos for a few days. I want some!

I’m here to make you happy. What the hell do you want?

I want a photo of a billionaire dressed like a clown.

Sigh. Any special setting?

No, it can be anyplace, so long as it’s in Red Square.

Holy crap! Anything else?

Yes. I want a photo of actor Sylvester Stallone in his private bathroom.

Geez, I sure hope the authorities are watching you. Okay, here are the two shots you requested.