Oddly Enough Blog

Do you validate, Mr. le Bon?

February 13, 2009

Blog Guy, I’ve had it with the U.S. economy. Do you know some other currency I could convert my savings to?

Give me your lunch money, sir!

January 28, 2009

A Mr. Johnson, from Kearney, New Jersey, writes:

“Bob, I know you have access to private databases, and I wonder if you can help me find somebody.

A tip to avoid embarrassment…

December 15, 2008

Blog Guy, please help settle an argument with my boyfriend. Is it proper to tip bloggers at Christmas?

Sales in the toilet? Here’s why!

December 4, 2008

We’re told in this caption that luxury goods on display at this Lux Only exhibition just aren’t selling very well. Why would that be?

Hit the trenches! Falling wenches!

December 2, 2008

Blog Guy, I was fascinated by your report from the Millionaire Fair. What else can you say about what those wacky rich people are up to?

Pull up a chair, rich guy!

November 30, 2008

Readers ask me all the time, “Bob, you’ve delivered pizzas to a lot of rich people’s houses. So what kind of furniture do they have?”

Ho ho ho hold out your Visa card!

November 5, 2008

The holidays are upon us, for sure. Today, over in London, a bunch of actors dressed as Santa Claus, I’m guessing to stress the theme of peace on Earth and good will toward men. Or maybe they were reminding us to help others and be joyful…

Cindy, what’ll they pay for these in Fargo?

October 31, 2008

Blog Guy, these presidential campaigns look SO expensive! The candidates must be practically broke!