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News, but not the serious kind
Attention! Everything has been recalled!
Blog Guy, I guess you’ve been reading about the huge recall of cantaloupes because of that deadly listeria outbreak?
Yes, but recalls in general are coming too fast to count. In the past month, we’ve had stories about recalls of lettuce, candy, ice cream, pine nuts, brewers yeast tablets, prawns, soy burgers, kale chips, spinach, organic eggs, frozen tuna…
Oh, I know all about that tuna recall. I’m piling my supply in my Chevy Equinox right now and driving it right back to the supermarket…
Your Equinox? Did you see that GM just recalled 36,000 of those and GMC Terrains to fix the tire pressure monitoring system?
No! Okay, I’ll return the tuna on my motorcycle, then.
I hope it’s not one of the 308,000 motorcycles that Harley-Davidson just recalled because of rear brake light switch problems.
Real nice tats, you betcha!
Hey Blog Guy, I know you’re really into presidential politics. So, is Sarah Palin going to run, or not?
It’s hard to say for sure, but all the telltale signs are there.
Well, she was here in DC on Sunday, and she did the traditional Admiring of the Tattoos, as every prospective candidate does.
I’m not familiar with that tradition.
It started with Thomas Jefferson, admiring the tattoos on American Revolution veterans, and has continued on for two centuries.
Hot motorcycle chicks lookin’ for bald guys
Blog Guy, will you please set up one of your famous fantasy photos for me?
Well, I want to be in it myself. I’ll be in a train station…
Already I don’t like where this is going.
See, this gorgeous brunette – like Kate Middleton, only much prettier – dressed all in black, with stiletto boots, roars up on a big red BSA Spitfire and stops to let me on the back…
I’m gonna stop you right there, Ace. Let me take a wild guess. You’re over 60, you’re losing your hair and you’re no Brad Pitt. Am I right?
this is a joke right? women like this don’t go for bald men. Not unless you look like Jason Statham? women like Rosie Huntington-Whiteley fall this kind of guy.
http://www.hairandlaserclinic.com/
Finally, a job for you bikers…
Blog Guy, I’m hoping I can get some of your famous job-hunting advice. I’m a guy who likes to ride motorcycles.
Ah. Any other skills?
Absolutely none.
Well, normally I wouldn’t have much to offer someone with your, um, limited qualifications.
However, I just saw this photo, and the caption says these are bikers undressing models during a lingerie fashion show in Lebanon. Does that appeal to you?
Hmmmm. Lebanon is over there in Europe or someplace, right?
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Thank goodness I haven’t had to return anything yet. I don’t think that many people are really hurt by the recalls, it is a very very very small percentage in comparison to the billions of working (or decently working) items in the market.