Oddly Enough Blog

Ya want me back in the shower, Mr. Hitchcock?

September 24, 2009

“Ding-dong!”

“Dear, one of the young ladies from that Manson family up the street is here selling homemade lunchmeat! Can she put us down for some?”

Learing at a super-hot actress!

September 17, 2009

Yo Blog Guy, you know that hot actress Megan Fox? She’s SO fine! Can you run some pictures of her for me?

Clinton adviser left in the lurch?

September 14, 2009

Blog Guy, whatever happened to James Carville, that bald Cajun political adviser to Bill Clinton? You know, the guy who married that actress Marlee Matlin?

We can find her for you, George!

September 8, 2009

Blog Guy, what do you think it’s like being George Clooney? I bet it’s pretty neat!

Scarlet hussies save men’s souls?

September 5, 2009

Blog Guy, you know where you can find really loose chicks?

Uh, no.

New York City. Yeah, it surprised me, too, but lots of those women in stiletto heels smoking outside office buildings aren’t as prim and proper as you might suspect.

Tail from the Crypt?

August 19, 2009

Hey Blog Guy, sometimes I see funny stuff in the news and I’m sure you’ll use it in your blog, but then you don’t. Do you take bribes to ignore certain things?

I’ll make him an office he can’t refuse…

July 31, 2009

Regular readers know how much I hate remakes of classic movies, but the worst thing is when they get it all wrong. After seeing this studio publicity shot from “The New Godfather,” I contacted the director to ask what the hell is going on.

Derringer a harbinger? Don’t shoot the messenger!

July 27, 2009

Blog Guy, I just saw that Johnny Depp movie “Public Enemies.” Somebody told me they were auctioning off one of John Dillinger’s real guns.

I want more angst, Babu! Action!

July 22, 2009

Blog Guy, I just got back from a trip to Europe and I have to complain about the border security guys who examined our luggage. What idiots! I mean, a baboon could do a better job!

I’ll moider you, Porcupine!

July 22, 2009

Hey Blog Guy, whatever happened to the Three Stooges? Are they retired?

Not many people know this, but they moved to South Korea and ran for office, because we hadn’t yet started electing comedians to Congress here.