Oddly Enough Blog
News, but not the serious kind
“Dear, one of the young ladies from that Manson family up the street is here selling homemade lunchmeat! Can she put us down for some?”
Okay, that was an imaginary conversation. But this photo here, which I have artfully censored, is an actual “creation” from a fashion collection in Milan this week. I did not make it up.
So what I wonder is, how far does this insane circle of sociopathy extend? Some designer draws a sketch and says, “Hey boss! Look what I came up with!”
Then, instead of having the designer institutionalized, the boss just says, “Great job! Have this made in time for the September show!”
Yo Blog Guy, you know that hot actress Megan Fox? She’s SO fine! Can you run some pictures of her for me?
Sorry, sir, this isn’t that kind of a blog. We don’t run exploitative photos of human beings just because they are “hot.” My readers have loftier pretentions.
Blog Guy, whatever happened to James Carville, that bald Cajun political adviser to Bill Clinton? You know, the guy who married that actress Marlee Matlin?
Actually, I think Carville married Mary Matalin, the Republican consultant.
I think he’s a brain-eater now.
Excuse me? A brain WHAT?
It’s the darndest thing. I was looking at pictures of zombies at the Toronto Film Festival a couple of days ago, and I’m SURE I saw Carville among them.
That sure surprises me, but why are you bringing this up?
Because amid this wanton cesspool of harlots and floozies and doxies, I met two angels yesterday.
Hey Blog Guy, sometimes I see funny stuff in the news and I’m sure you’ll use it in your blog, but then you don’t. Do you take bribes to ignore certain things?
Regular readers know how much I hate remakes of classic movies, but the worst thing is when they get it all wrong. After seeing this studio publicity shot from “The New Godfather,” I contacted the director to ask what the hell is going on.
“It is the famous scene where the man sleeps with the donkeys.”
“But I am sure there is a donkey, too.”
Huh-uh. A guy wakes up with a horse head in his bed, but that’s a different scene.
Blog Guy, I just saw that Johnny Depp movie “Public Enemies.” Somebody told me they were auctioning off one of John Dillinger’s real guns.
Yep, it sold on Saturday, for $95,600.
Are you kidding me? The Dillinger Derringer?
I don’t kid. They wouldn’t identify the winning bidder, but it may have been actor Tom Berenger.
Blog Guy, I just got back from a trip to Europe and I have to complain about the border security guys who examined our luggage. What idiots! I mean, a baboon could do a better job!
Hey Blog Guy, whatever happened to the Three Stooges? Are they retired?
Not many people know this, but they moved to South Korea and ran for office, because we hadn’t yet started electing comedians to Congress here.
They’re in the Korean National Assembly now, wreaking typical havoc, as you can see in this studio publicity shot from “The Three Stooges, Seoul’d Out!”