Oddly Enough Blog

Out on a limb with Lindsay Lohan?

May 25, 2010

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Why me, Lord, why ME?

Okay, film production staff, as you know, we signed Lindsay Lohan to a huge three-movie deal and we’re about to begin production. Then, yesterday, a judge ruled that she has to wear this big black butt-ugly alcohol monitoring device on her ankle, 24/7, to make sure she doesn’t drink any booze. It NEVER comes off.

Get your butt off the red carpet!

May 21, 2010


Blog Guy, please keep up the coverage of that Cannes Film Festival. We love it. I notice you have lots of red carpet shots, and I’m wondering what that particular spot signifies for the celebrities who are there.

Opening a big Cannes of publicity?

May 19, 2010


Blog Guy, since you’re writing a lot about that Cannes Film Festival, I have a question. I believe the top prize there is called the Palme d’Or.  How would you describe that?

Now, arriving on the red carpet is…uh-oh…

May 18, 2010


Okay, this is SOMEBODY’S  fault, and they’re gonna pay! What went wrong?

I’m SO sorry, Boss! It sounded like a great idea. What a striking sight on the red carpet at Cannes, movie star Naomi Watts, arriving astride the shoulders of a Daphne Burki…

Robin O’Hood, and Little John, the Leprechaun?

May 17, 2010

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Blog Guy, I read that the actor Russell Crowe  stormed out of a radio interview after suggestions that he had made the quintessentially British legend Robin Hood sound Irish in his latest movie.

In Cannes, with the Beautiful People

May 16, 2010

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Blog Guy, I was glad to see you’re closely following the events at that Cannes Film Festival over there in France. Boy, all the big stars are all there to push their latest movies, aren’t they?

The latest ingenews from Cannes!

May 15, 2010

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Blog Guy, are you covering that big-deal Cannes Film Festival that’s going on now?

I’m running down to the love market, Honey!

May 12, 2010

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Here is a story idea which Hollywood is going to buy from me for maybe four million dollars, so don’t tell anyone else.

And the crowd is going WILD!

April 29, 2010


Blog Guy, I love that you are branching out and giving us foreign news, like about that election over there in Britain.

Naked Noon in Saskatoon?

April 28, 2010

It is dusk in the cabin. The door opens and a brawny lumberjack enters the bedroom, tossing his mighty ax in the corner.