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He’s like the Statue of Liberty, only not…

April 18, 2010

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Cut! Folks, let’s take a lunch break while I talk to the director.

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Hey Jack, you got anything for my migraine?

April 16, 2010

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Blog Guy, whatever happened to Jack Kevorkian, that assisted suicide guy? He’s in prison, right?

The elephant sneezed and fell on his knees…

April 13, 2010

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CUT! Okay, let me see the director RIGHT NOW!

Lamar! I gave you $160 million to make an enchanting live action children’s movie based on that enduring song, “The Animal Fair.” Then I come down here two months into the shoot, and I find this crap?

Big yawn on the South Lawn…

April 6, 2010

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Blog Guy, I see lots of photos of Michelle Obama, reading books to school children. This is wonderful. What better way to instill an interest in reading and story-telling than to get to listen to the first lady. Her children are SO lucky!

Action hero bounces a Czech…

March 29, 2010

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Blog Guy, you know those elaborate fantasy photos you set up for readers? It’s my turn.

Ten stupid things you shouldn’t do with cameras around

March 10, 2010

A very famous person writes, “Bob, what can we celebrities do to improve our image? Please reduce your advice to 10 simple rules, because we have other stuff to do.”

On the red carpet in designer gowns and Crocs?

March 8, 2010

Blog Guy, as a Hollywood media insider AND a fashion blogger, you must come under intense pressure to publicize all the glitzy designer creations worn by celebrities to the Oscars, right?

Will the Oscar be decided by looks again?

March 5, 2010

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Blog Guy, as a Hollywood insider, who do you think will get Best Actor at the Oscars this weekend?

The poster boy for bad movie awards?

February 20, 2010

Jeez, Blog Guy, I’m getting so tired of all these movie awards. Okay, the Oscars are great, but I mean, there’s the Golden Globes, the Critics’ Choice, and on and on and on. What’s the WORST awards ceremony in the movie business?

Oscars for the arty Havarti movie?

February 9, 2010

avatar combo verticalLooking through our photo files, I keep seeing pictures of people wearing special glasses. I should check that out.