Oddly Enough Blog

Will he have a valet at the chalet?

November 29, 2009

Blog Guy, I’ve been closely following the case of that creepy director Roman Polanski, who apparently will be released under house arrest in Switzerland soon, but I wonder if you can clear up some details for me.

If superstars went to the bathroom…

November 19, 2009

According to the founder of the World Toilet Organization, the reason people are so reluctant to talk about hygiene is that it isn’t cool. He may have a point.

Go ahead, make my jour!

November 15, 2009

Blog Guy, I read that Clint Eastwood got a major honor from France on Friday, presented by French President Nicolas Sarkozy himself. Awesome!

Conspiracy, or just Raging Bull?

October 29, 2009

“That’s how you tell it’s Joe Lefors, ’cause he always wears a white straw hat.”
- “Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid”

Test drive the new Inferno!

October 28, 2009

Blog Guy, bring us up to speed on the Detroit automobile industry stuff. Remember, the government took over some carmakers and they were going to run the companies and stuff, but then I got really hammered and forgot to pay attention for a few months.

Just call me “Easy Writer”

October 27, 2009

Blog Guy, a couple of weeks ago you featured a rebus in your blog. How about another one?

The world’s cheesiest cineplex?

October 12, 2009

Blog Guy, you know the neatest thing about being President? I heard they have their own movie theater at the White House. How cool is that?

Drive! They’ll get out of the way!

October 7, 2009

Okay, staff, now you’ll see why we’ve kept our newest movie release under wraps.

How much extra for naked chicks on the lapels?

September 30, 2009

Boy Lonnie, you’ll be sorry you took those days off from the custom tailor shop.

We’ve said this crap before, haven’t we?

September 28, 2009

Arnold: Who is your daddy and what does he do?

Sylvester: My old man, he was never too smart, he says to me, ‘You ain’t got much of a brain…’