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Texting on the lawn, a rough row to mow?

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This is the season when thousands of people are being injured by doing really stupid things with a dangerous gadget, and I guess nothing can be done about it because it’s probably protected by that Second Amendment.

Naturally, I’m talking about the lawn mower.

According to a shocking new story, people are doing stuff like cutting the grass in flip-flops, drinking alcohol while they mow, and even talking on the phone or texting.

Excuse me? I am not making this stuff up, I swear.

How does talking on the phone while mowing even work?

“Hey Julie, it’s me, Lamar! Yeah, I’m just here VROOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!”

VROOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!”

“Well, I’ll call you again later Julie, when I’m next to the garbage disposal!”