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Warning: suspect may wear a mullet-proof vest…

Okay, how is this guy not in jail yet?

We’ve had several stories about the so-called “Mullet Bandit,” who has robbed four banks in Ohio in the past month.

The guy earned the clever nickname by being a bandit and, well, sporting a classic mullet haircut, short in front but long in the back. Here he is in the top photo.

Before the FBI uses up a lot of valuable computer time cross-referencing “bad hair,” “Ohio” and “dumbass,” could I make a suggestion?

They need to subpoena the sales records from online wig sales businesses, because I know this guy is just wearing a mullet wig.

That is the only explanation. If this were a genuine mullet haircut, assuming he isn’t escaping in a time machine, it would make him one of only six guys in Ohio to wear one.