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Flouting the health warnings?
Blog Guy, congratulate me. I just enlisted in the military. I’m a flute player, so I’m guaranteed a gig in a marching band.
No shooting, just fluting?
Durned tooting!
That’s great. So which branch of the service did you join? Army? Air Force?
Nah, my buddy Lamar and I joined Japan’s Self-Defense Force. We think the food will be better.
Wait a second. Japan Self-Defense Force? They play outdoors at the Sapporo Snow Festival!
Are you man enough for extreme karaoke?
Blog Guy, I need some of your famous travel advice. I’m leaving soon on the dream trip of a lifetime, to Asia, and I’m going there for the usual reason.
To see the Great Wall? The Forbidden City? Mount Fuji? Angkor Wat?
No! Unlimited karaoke! I hear they have it everywhere over there, but I want to make sure I’m up on the latest developments. I wouldn’t want to embarrass myself while singing in public.
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