Oddly Enough Blog

News, but not the serious kind

Flouting the health warnings?

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Blog Guy, congratulate me. I just enlisted in the military. I’m a flute player, so I’m guaranteed a gig in a marching band.

No shooting, just fluting?

Durned tooting!

flute 320That’s great. So which branch of the service did you join? Army? Air Force?

Nah, my buddy Lamar and I joined Japan’s Self-Defense Force. We think the food will be better.

Wait a second. Japan Self-Defense Force? They play outdoors at the Sapporo Snow Festival!

Are you man enough for extreme karaoke?

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Blog Guy, I need some of your famous travel advice. I’m leaving soon on the dream trip of a lifetime, to Asia, and I’m going there for the usual reason.

CHINA/To see the Great Wall? The Forbidden City? Mount Fuji? Angkor Wat?

No! Unlimited karaoke! I hear they have it everywhere over there, but I want to make sure I’m up on the latest developments. I wouldn’t want to embarrass myself while singing in public.