Oddly Enough Blog
News, but not the serious kind
Bag? What bag, Baby?
Hi Michelle, Sweetie, it’s me! I’m calling on my new iPhone, from Los Angeles. Where are you?
Oh, hey, Barack, you caught me just finishing a speech at a grocery here in Chicago.
I’m in the produce section, surrounded by apples and oranges and pears. You remember, we’re making that big push to see that city residents have access to fresh, nutritious foods.
Oh, right! Good luck with that, Michelle.
Barack, are you chewing on something? Are those fried chicken wings?
Fried chicken wings? OF COURSE NOT, Michelle! How could you even THINK I would do that, especially while you’re busy promoting healthy eating!
The carrot and the shtick?
Hey Blog Guy, it’s me. That guy who collects photographs of famous people with vegetables. Bet you didn’t think you’d hear from me again.
Well, I did change my photo and got new sunglasses. What do you want? The last time I offered you photos of Michelle Obama with sweet potatoes and you said that wasn’t special enough.
Living off the fat of the land?
I’ve complained here in the past that the problem with doing a blog for a real news organization is that sometimes people try to send me actual news, not realizing that unlike my Reuters colleagues, I can make up my own.
But I was intrigued to see in a real press release that The Southern Food and Beverage Museum was sponsoring a Public Policy Roundtable Series here in Washington, DC.
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