Oddly Enough Blog

Which job would you choose?

November 21, 2011

Blog Guy, I need some of your famous career advice. I have a dead-end job selling lunch meat door-to-door, and I’m looking for something different.

Eugene, please have a seat…

August 27, 2011

Say, Blog Guy, I’ve been wondering about that guy who’s sort of a living legend in your blog. You know who I mean.

Baby, we’re goin’ out for head lard!

July 19, 2011

Blog Guy, you know how on these hot, sticky summer evenings you get in a real mood for…

Deadly danger lurks in Snake Town

June 17, 2011

Ewwwwwww. What’s up with that photo, Blog Guy? It’s kind of creepy.

You think so? It’s just the boss of a snake farming company, in a village known as Snake Town, enjoying some snake meat at a restaurant.

You get a lot of modeling work, do you?

June 9, 2011

Lamar, we’ve got yet another fashion show today and we’re still broke. Did you manage to find us an affordable male model?

Maybe they’re just grimacing in pain?

April 19, 2011

bodybuilders bikinis this 490

People, we know why we’re here. Our public relations firm has been hired by a bodybuilding association to improve their image, since focus groups tend to describe bodybuilders asĀ  freakish, grotesque, disgusting and hideous.

Name your poison, folks…

April 7, 2011

INDONESIA/

Good evening, folks, welcome to Snake & Shake, home of the Sssssssssizzling Cobra Burger! I’ll be your server tonight. Have you decided what you want?

Is this the express line?

February 24, 2011

PHILIPPINES/

Blog Guy, it’s a couple of days before the end of February and there hasn’t been a single sign of the onrushing Apocalypse this month. I’m feeling much better already.

Bone appetite, everybody!

February 17, 2011

skull bowl 490

Okay, the headline on this story, “Ancient Brits ate dead and made skulls into cups,” pretty much says it all. I can’t improve on that.

Taking an airplane? Don’t go there!

February 11, 2011

airline gross nails this 490

Blog Guy, you’ll never believe where I’m e-mailing you from. I’m flying on one of those planes with Internet access. Greetings from 32,000 feet.