Oddly Enough Blog

Two words I hate to see together

January 2, 2011

Blog Guy, you seem upset. What is it?

LIFE-ACUPUNCTURE/I just read a health story that said they’re considering using acupuncture to treat people with “lazy eye.”

Sales from the crypt…

December 25, 2010

What is the matter with people?

I mean, please. This year, we saw somebody buy Bernard Madoff’s underwear and John Lennon’s toilet. Elvis Presley’s toe tag was briefly on the market, until there was a dispute over who owned it.

And we’ll throw in a free doctorate, too!

December 11, 2010

BRITAIN/

Lonnie, it’s me, the university president. Can you hear me?

Yeah Boss, I’m at the art gallery. A bunch of our students are here demonstrating against the tuition increase.

Do you have a date for the ball?

September 1, 2010

SERBIA/

Blog Guy, I saw a bunch of Reuters photos from the World Testicle Cooking Championship, and I was surprised you didn’t cover it in your blog.

And here’s my chunderwear collection!

July 28, 2010

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As I’ve complained here before, the problem with doing a humor blog for a news organization is that people often try to send me real news, which I usually just throw away.

Going beyond routine poutine cuisine

June 30, 2010

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Blog Guy, since Canada just hosted the world leaders and spent a fortune to present a good face to the world, I was wondering if they used the opportunity to promote that popular Canadian dish you’ve written about?

Children, meet Sarge and his pet snake!

May 27, 2010

Let me say right here, seeing this soldier eat a snake while blood spurts all over his face is not what I find bizarre about this photo.

I have to put that in my MOUTH?

May 24, 2010
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Blog Guy, I follow the exciting world of competitive eating – you know, like that Wing Bowl and stuff like that.┬áBut I was baffled to see a reference to the “World Poutine Eating Championship.” What on earth is Poutine?

Seems like clipping my toenails is a full-time job

March 18, 2010

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Blog Guy, you’ve helped a lot of readers with very specific fashion needs, and I hope you can help me. I’m just a regular chick, except I have two extra legs growing out of my stomach, and just because of that small detail, I can’t find clothes to wear.

Ten stupid things you shouldn’t do with cameras around

March 10, 2010

A very famous person writes, “Bob, what can we celebrities do to improve our image? Please reduce your advice to 10 simple rules, because we have other stuff to do.”