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Why is our waitress twirling a baton?
Blog Guy, I love going out to restaurants, but I enjoy being surrounded by beautiful women. I find standards are falling in that area lately.
You don’t sound like a terribly evolved person.
No, I’m as shallow as they come. So is there someplace I can go where my sensitivities won’t be offended?
You’re in luck. It turns out a bunch of beauty pageant contestants have opened a restaurant staffed by nothing but beauty queens. It’s called “Panache with a Sash.”
Wow, that’s just what I’m looking for! Do the waitresses dress well?
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