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Pushing shakes for a sheikh?
OMG, Blog Guy! A few days ago, in an item about Paris Hilton helping open a shopping mall in Poland, you said, “Coming soon, Kim Kardashian appears at a milkshake bar opening in Dubai,” and here she is!
Who would have thought you were serious about that?
Come on, it wasn’t hard to predict. I mean, the woman was married less than two months ago, she is thought to be the highest-paid reality star on television, so why wouldn’t she go to Dubai to promote a milkshake bar? It just makes sense.
But if she craves attention so badly, why doesn’t she launch a fragrance, like Jennifer Aniston and Katy Perry and everybody else did?
Get with the program. Kim already launched a fragrance, four months ago.
I missed that. What about Paris Hilton, then? Can we expect a fragrance from her?
It smells like Jennifer has been here…
Blog Guy, I thought I saw a photo of Jennifer Aniston this week. Why is she in the news? Some kind of Nobel Prize deal or something?
Are you kidding? It’s HUGE! She launched her personal fragrance, “Jennifer Aniston,” in Mexico!
Wait a minute. Didn’t she already launch that same fragrance?
Sure, in London last July, but it’s not real news until it’s launched in Mexico. See, we only issued seven photos of her from the London launch.
And how many did you use from the Mexico City event?
Um, 13, 14, looks like 15 altogether. So you can see, it’s twice as important.
Photo number three looks like Miss Jenny has launched a personal fragrance of her own, during the launch of the perfume that comes in the bottle she is holding.
@Crowgirl – could that be a consequence of launching your personal fragrance in a confined space?
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Maybe Kim Kardashian wants to be part of the Escape Club.