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Blog Guy, I have a complaint.

Like many of your readers, I mostly come here for news about fashion on the planet Neptune, but you haven’t had any since last February. Back then, you said fashion photos from the Hubble Telescope showed krunkwads were getting longer for the next season.

Now, what news on the Rialto?

Wait a minute, Ace. That Rialto thing is just a line from “The Merchant of Venice.”

So I don’t write all my own stuff. Big deal. I still need the latest fashion news from Neptune.

Okay, these recent photos show that women will be revealing more phleng this season, to the delight of…