Oddly Enough Blog

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August 24, 2010


Honey, is that you? How was your fight? Did you torture another poor creature to death?

I don’t want what he had…

August 13, 2010


“Lamar, aren’t you gonna finish your fish taco? Then whose is it? Ah, that dead guy’s?

Are you cutout to be president?

August 6, 2010

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Blog Guy, my sister went to Washington DC this summer and got her picture taken with President Obama at some event. Is that worth anything?

When goofy hats come back to bite you…

July 23, 2010


“Okay, big smile now, Chelsea!”

“Jeez Mom, I don’t think posing in these comical hats is such a good idea.”

A shot in the dark?

July 19, 2010

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Okay staff, I’m afraid tonight’s fashion show is going to be a disaster.

Our so-called “creations” are total horse poop. That’s what happens when Lamar lets his daughter and her gerbils design our entire spring line. No offense, Lamar.

I don’t recall, Your Honor, it’s all a blur

July 14, 2010


Do not adjust your monitor, these two guys have intentionally distorted eyes because, we are told, they are on trial and their faces have been blurred “in accordance with German privacy laws.”

Are they like playing tennis in a volcano?

June 27, 2010


Johnson, you call yourself a news photographer? Just a few days ago we had that fiasco with the political shots in Germany, and now this?

Those photographers just Horst around!

June 22, 2010

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Johnson! Get your butt in here! You call yourself a photojournalist?

What’s wrong, Boss?

GERMANY/I sent you out to get photos of Bavarian State Premier Horst Seehofer, right?

And you come back with one shot of him blocked by somebody else, and another snap that looks like his fricking finger is jammed up his nose!

It’s time for celebrity toes and ankles!

June 18, 2010


Blog Guy, I’m a HUGE Christina Aguilera fan. I know she sang the National Anthem at a Lakers game a couple of days ago, and I’m hoping you can run a picture of her. Please!

Hey! Who wants a piece of the first lady?

May 20, 2010

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Blog Guy, I see all these very inspiring pictures of first lady Michelle Obama visiting classes in schools, and the kids seem to love her. How does she establish that instant rapport?