Oddly Enough Blog
News, but not the serious kind
I think I have some pretty good news here, and right now I’m talking to you single guys.
Oh, just one thing. She’s been dating actor George Clooney for two years. He’s your most recent competition.
That’s right, all you need is a pickup line persuading her you’re better than Clooney, and she’s all yours. Oh, and I guess you have to get her to actually listen to you while she’s getting the pepper spray out of her purse.