Oddly Enough Blog
News, but not the serious kind
Blog Guy, did you see they just set a new world record for “Most Body Piercings in a Single Sitting” yesterday? A person got 3,200 piercings. Do you approve of things like that?
The guy performing the procedure is named “Danger” and has tattoos showing behind his surgical mask, so you know he’s a top doctor. The woman getting pierced is a sideshow performer, so clearly she is good at making sound decisions.
Plus, it was done to get into the “Guinness World Records,” the best reason to do anything. It’s why we went to the moon, and also why we tracked Osama bin Laden.
So wait, Blog Guy. Why are you smiling. You’re hiding something, aren’t you?