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It takes lots of plastic to be the Man of Steel

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Blog Guy, who’s your favorite superhero? Mine is Superman. I love the whole story of being sent here in a rocket from the planet Krypton by his scientist father, Jor-El, and how he….

Right! I love that, too. And the rocket landing in the Philippines, and…

Er, no, he was raised by the kindly Kents, and…

And then he disguised himself by…

By wearing a business suit and a snap-brim hat and glasses, and…

No, by having plastic surgery on his nose, cheeks, lips, chin and thighs, and changed his skin color, and…

Wait… Plastic surgery? Changed his skin color?

And then became a “pageant trainer” and opened some costume stores…

Blog Guy, are you back on the crystal meth? What in the HELL version of Superman did you read, anyway?