Oddly Enough Blog

Damn it, Jim! I’m a doctor not a…

January 15, 2010

Blog Guy, you’re a very well connected Washington insider. Now that it looks like we’re really going to have health care legislation, will there be these so-called “death panels” that decide whether folks live or die?

The core of a great news photo…

January 8, 2010

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Dammit Johnson, we’ll make a photojournalist out of you yet! You finally did something right!

I don’t remember HER from the revolution!

January 4, 2010

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Comrade Johnson, thank you for coming in. We have just a few questions before we renew your license to paint revolutionary Communist heroes.

Honey, your torch is out on the porch!

December 14, 2009

Blog Guy, a lot of times I hear politicians talk about the “torch-bearing peasants” to describe the mob mentality. They don’t really have those any more, do they?

Who WAS that masked man?

November 30, 2009

Dammit Johnson, you call yourself a NEWS photographer? I send you out to shoot a government official at a press conference, and THIS is what  you come back with? Half his face is missing!

A balloon shaped like a WHAT?

November 17, 2009

Blog Guy, you must be familiar with the works of the prophetic writer Nostradamus. What was the three-word phrase which he predicted would trigger the end of life as we know it?

Ultimate fantasy photo throw-down?

November 16, 2009

Blog Guy, prepare for your ultimate throw-down! You’re good at coming up with fantasy photos for your readers. Do you think there’s any limit to your archive?

Hang on to your Stetson, Jetson!

October 23, 2009

Blog Guy, I’m contacting you because I think you have an open mind about conspiracy theories. Am I right?

A way to cut down on filibusters?

October 23, 2009

Blog Guy, I’ve decided to do my doctoral thesis on the inner workings of the Maldives government. Great idea, huh?

Please don’t smile anymore!

October 21, 2009

Blog Guy, you’ve written about that Smiley Geithner guy – you know, the treasury secretary who scowls all the time. Don’t you have ANY photos of him smiling?