Oddly Enough Blog

Drive! They’ll get out of the way!

October 7, 2009

Okay, staff, now you’ll see why we’ve kept our newest movie release under wraps.

Got milk? Farmers face lactose intolerance…

October 5, 2009

Blog Guy, I heard milk farmers staged a big protest today. Boy, it’s violence everywhere, isn’t it? What was it this time? Guns, firebombs…

Hey, are you Ben Kingsley’s kids?

October 4, 2009

Blog Guy, can you please help settle an argument with my girlfriend? Did Gandhi have any children?

The worst thing about protest? Take your pick!

October 2, 2009

Okay young man, thanks for volunteering, but do you think you have what it takes to be a pro-democracy protester here in Hong Kong?

She forced herself into the shot?

September 30, 2009

Dammit Johnson, you call yourself a NEWS photographer? I assign you to get a weather shot showing how blue the sky is today, and you come back with some lady blocking part of the view! What’s your problem?

Clinton adviser left in the lurch?

September 14, 2009

Blog Guy, whatever happened to James Carville, that bald Cajun political adviser to Bill Clinton? You know, the guy who married that actress Marlee Matlin?

So then Bill says to Barack…

August 31, 2009

Quick quiz: Former president Bill Clinton is saying to President Barack Obama…

a) I’m not kidding you, Barack, at Quiznos they’ve got a Primo Meatball sub THIS long, full of seasoned meatballs and zesty marinara!

Exploding wieners, run for cover!

August 22, 2009

Blog Guy, I’m afraid this suicide bomb trend is spreading, and it scares me.

Me too. There are way too many kinds of explosive gadgets. I saw this photo of a woman wearing a device made of an alarm clock and sausages.

Who’s the Jurk with the accordion?

August 11, 2009

Blog Guy, please help settle an argument. My girlfriend says that in some countries, accordion players can actually run for public office. I think she’s wrong.  I know you have written about the accordion problem in the past, and thought maybe you could shed some light.

You are the dancing queen….

August 6, 2009

For those of you who are always badgering me for female Democratic Secretary of State gossip, do I have some juicy stuff for you!