Oddly Enough Blog

I’m not walkin’ down all these stairs!

August 3, 2009

Blog Guy, I was reading a history book and saw a word I didn’t know, defenestration. Rather than look it up, I thought I’d ask you what it means.

Palin leaves office with relish?

July 27, 2009

What’s wrong, Blog Guy? I don’t understand!

Huh? You don’t understand what?

I’ve been seeing pictures of former governor Sarah Palin yesterday serving hot dogs as she left the governor’s job.  Isn’t that a natural for you? Why aren’t you all over it?

Does this make me look cool?

July 25, 2009

Blog Guy, it’s me. That aspiring photojournalist you’re patiently mentoring.

Yes, yes, what is it now?

I’ve been shooting a lot of politicians and government officials. Should I go for photos of them waving, smiling or what?

Still in the bull business, huh?

July 15, 2009

Blog Guy, what is Rod Blagojevich, that former Illinois governor, doing since he left office in disgrace?

Quick, I’m gonna sneeze, Muammar!

May 27, 2009

Blog Guy, what can you tell us about yesterday’s meeting between Ukraine’s prime minister and Libyan leader Muammar Gaddafi?

That’s the pope in a suit and tie?

May 12, 2009

Well, THIS is a FINE mess!

We’re right on deadline for the Time cover story about Pope Benedict meeting Israeli President Shimon Peres in Jerusalem, and we don’t know which is which!

Cool! Ma’am, do you have a gun on you right now?

May 10, 2009

Hey Blog Guy, I recall that you set up fantasy photographs for your readers, bringing bizarre pairings of people together. I have the strangest request yet. I want Janet Napolitano, the Homeland Security Secretary, and Ashton Kutcher, the actor.

Baracks in a box?

April 20, 2009

Blog Guy, do you think President Barack Obama uses steroids?

Not until I saw the video of these new Obama family action figure toys. I mean, His muscles are bulging out of his jacket. And he looks just plain nuts.

Another dozen jelly doughnuts, Mr. President?

April 14, 2009

Bolivian President Evo Morales got a controversial electoral law passed by his congress today after using a fairly unorthodox tactic.

What if Macy’s got attacked on Thanksgiving?

April 10, 2009

Well, I’m in trouble now.

Awhile back, the Defense Department told me to make our military capability the best in the world. I looked for bargains, because who wants to waste tax dollars?