Oddly Enough Blog

Did I appoint Hoss Cartwright to something?

December 17, 2008

Geez, this is kind of embarrassing. I hope Michelle isn’t watching. Here I am, president-elect, up on a podium with J.R. Ewing.

If I win this round, we go into Belgium!

December 17, 2008

Blog Guy, you seem to know a lot about diplomacy. Can you give us an inside look at how the big diplomats make crucial decisions that change our lives?

Hold my bomb while I find my matches, pal!

December 15, 2008

I’ve blogged before about how today’s protesters just don’t seem to be as dedicated as they were back in the day. I’m starting to think they’re not as bright as they used to be, either.

We had real dictators back then! Good times!

December 10, 2008

Blog Guy, I was stunned to see items in your blog recently about dictator nostalgia. You had folks carrying pictures of Joseph Stalin in Ukraine and Belarus, and then you had people trying to keep the Mussolini name alive in Italy.

Why so annoyed, Floyd?

December 4, 2008

Blog Guy. I need your advice. I’m thinking of moving to Canada, because they all seem so happy and carefree up there.

Ya wanna do stand-up, watch me!

November 18, 2008

“Ya still don’t get it, do ya?

“The guy says, ‘Take my wife……..please.’ See, it’s that pause that makes it funny! It’s like he’s tellin’ somebody to take his…oh, never mind!

Hilarity ensues at World Summit!

November 17, 2008

Memo to World Leaders:

It’s President Bush’s last big summit meeting, and we’re going to play a great gag on him at the G20 in Washington! This is going to be a laugh-riot!

You see this doorknob, Barack?

November 10, 2008

Barack, let me show you something important. This Oval Office doorknob sticks, and it can lock when you don’t want it to.

Look, the Johnsons are carrying Stalin again!

November 10, 2008

We have photos of celebrations in Ukraine and Belarus, and some people carrying pictures of Soviet dictator Joseph Stalin, who is generally considered a guy you wouldn’t want as a neighbor. I’m wondering how they get folks to do that.

Another can of hairspray, Stumpy!

November 7, 2008

Blog Guy, now that our election is over, I need a political fix. What are some interesting parties to watch?