Oddly Enough Blog

Politics 2008! The MONSTER movie!

October 16, 2008

Dr. Frankenstein: Perhaps I can help you with that hump.
Igor: What hump?

frankenstein-poster-160.jpgBreaking entertainment news! Hold on to your berets, NYU film students! It turns out that in their spare time, the presidential candidates have shot a remake of  Mel Brooks’ classic, Young Frankenstein!

Not just another pretty face…

October 16, 2008

Blog Guy, I was intrigued by your item this week on the Oddly Enough Goofy Face Museum and Doughnut Shop. Is that a real place?

Look! It’s old Maverick-Face!

October 14, 2008

Blog Guy, does Republican candidate John McCain seem distracted these days?

face-mccain-crop-240.jpg

Yes, he has other stuff on his mind. He’s auditioning for a spot in the the Oddly Enough Goofy Face Museum and Doughnut Shop. He’s getting close, but isn’t quite there yet.

I got your Publishers Clearing House check right here!

October 13, 2008

obama-1013-3-180.jpg“Hi there young lady, is your mom at home? WHAT? You ARE the mom! Get out!

“I’m going door to door in your neighborhood today offering our Columbus Day special on vinyl siding. You’ve got a real nice home here, and it deserves to have that special vinyl look!

Candidates, you do the math!

October 12, 2008

math-hand-160.jpgBlog Guy, are all the campaign debates over with now?

Of course not, italic font-using stranger! As the photos show, both candidates are busy prepping for the crucial Math Debate. The format is, they hold up fingers to answer math questions like, “If you are counting on six states but your opponent seems to be taking five of them away from you, how many do you have left?

What’s the danged deal on this thing, anyway?

October 8, 2008

Blog Guy, I rely on you for most of my news on international relations.

That’s probably not a great idea.

bush-signing-face-160.jpgAnyway, I saw today that President Bush just signed something called the United States-India Nuclear Cooperation Approval and Non-proliferation Enhancement Act. What in the heck is that about?

Wait, monkey, some of my beer is missing!

October 6, 2008

Blog Guy, I can’t get any respect! My boss says a monkey could do my job!

monkey-waiters.jpgCalm down, your boss is all wrong. Monkeys are animals, and they can’t do the jobs of humans. What is it you do for a living, anyway?

Politics: let the heeling begin!

October 3, 2008

Blog Guy, a few days ago you did an item about how photographers cover the shoes of women candidates. I think you were just putting us on, and I’ll prove it. What kind of shoes did Sarah Palin wear at last night’s debate in St. Louis?

Take this job and Chuvit!

October 2, 2008

chuvit-2-160.jpgToday’s topic is the media’s coverage of politics. In recent days we’ve heard our presidential candidates complain about “gotcha journalism” and other press tactics.

The debate: No subtle rebuttal!

October 2, 2008

Hey, Blog Guy! So, are you pumped for this debate tonight? Will it be dominated by the economy, foreign affairs or what?