Oddly Enough Blog

Nobody gets off THIS train, pal!

November 8, 2011

Blog Guy, I know you’re closely following the race for the Republican presidential nomination. I’m a little surprised you haven’t chosen a Quote of the Week yet for last week.

You can’t have a term, Herm…

November 3, 2011

So, Blog Guy, as a keen observer of the political scene, what’s your take? Can Herman Cain be elected president at this point?

Courting the goat vote…

November 2, 2011

Blog Guy, with the 2012 presidential campaign now underway, I’m surprised nobody is covering the goat angle.

The strain on Cain is changing his campaign?

October 31, 2011

In case some of you missed it because of the freak snowstorm, I’m going to mention an unusual political story from Saturday. It involves Herman Cain, one of the front-runners for the Republican Party’s presidential nomination.

Stir that succotash, will ya, Newt?

October 25, 2011

Excuse me, I hate to complain and everything, but…

Yes, what is it, Governor Gingrich?

Well, I’m not a governor. I used to be the Speaker of the House of Representatives. I’m running for the Republican nomination, and I was wondering, how come I have to eat in the kitchen, standing up?

Farewell to the Gaddafi Goof-O-Rama

October 21, 2011

Blog Guy, have you been crying? What’s the matter?

Oh, you know, I just hate to see Muammar Gaddafi go.

Are you nuts? He was a brutal dictator, overthrown by his own people!

Sure, but he was a madcap, zany goofball, too. He was in a class all by himself, and my blog was richer for him.

Taking a stand for a place to sit?

October 19, 2011

 

Blog Guy, nobody has better connections to the 2012 political campaigns than you do. I’ve heard that President Obama has chosen his official campaign slogan for the presidential race.

Peel faster if you wanna be president!

October 15, 2011

Blog Guy, I’ve been trying to get a job in the exciting outdoor food service industry, and there aren’t any. Do you know why?

Great mooseum! I’ll be back!

October 12, 2011

Blog Guy, I need some of your famous travel advice. I love visiting the childhood homes of great people, to see where they got their start.

Come back, Sarah, it’s not too late!

October 6, 2011

Blog Guy, you look pretty upset. What’s wrong?

Are you kidding me? It’s the race for the 2012 Republican presidential nomination. All the potential fun is evaporating before my eyes!