Oddly Enough Blog

Oh sure, Mom, you saw WHO?

August 31, 2008

obama-breakfast-woman.jpgDear Patty, I’m afraid Mom has had another setback in the area of hallucinating.

How’s the war? What’s the score?

August 29, 2008

swiss-army-knife-140.jpgYou can tell a lot about a country by the titles they give their officials. You take Samuel Schmid, named in this caption as the Swiss Defense and Sport Minister. Huh? How does THAT work?

The worst sitcom I’ve ever seen!

August 27, 2008

obama-bill-clinton-200-00826.jpgGeez, this is some kind of horrible nightmare!

I’m in my Econo Lodge motel room in Montana, and I’m ready for a perfect evening – a tumbler of creme de menthe, the TV Guide crossword puzzle, and some good sitcoms. Maybe “Dick Van Dyke” or “Laverne and Shirley.”

Hi! I’m running for the Pepsi Challenge!

August 22, 2008

obama-pepsi-1-200.jpgOkay folks, this new Pepsi ad campaign is gonna make history! I see a kind of slice-of-life commercial, where some big-name spokesman goes into a diner and talks to people about thirst-quenching goodness.

Pssst! I decided to run again, Dad!

August 8, 2008

bush-crop-0808-100.jpgWhat did one President Bush say to the other President Bush at an embassy dedication in Beijing?

Workin’ in the Cole mine…

August 4, 2008

Hey, Blog Guy – I’ve read that President Bush is a big fan of legendary songwriter Cole Porter. Is that true?

Secret Service tots: nothing rattles them!

July 28, 2008

bush_baby_sunglasses_crop_200.jpgBlog Guy, is it just me, or has the Secret Service started using younger agents.

You’re right. Due to a misprint in a Secret Service recruiting ad, the entry age for agents was cut recently from 21 years to 21 WEEKS!

You put Jagermeister in Dr Pepper?

July 25, 2008

Hey, Blog Guy, did you know Barack Obama is out of the country?

Yes. It’s been in the news.

obama-mayor-2-200.jpgSo, I hear he got into a bare-knuckle throw-down with some German guy. Is that right?

Where’d you get the turkey leg, Mr. President?

July 24, 2008

bush-hat-basket-2-200.jpgBlog Guy, I see a lot of pictures of President Bush wearing various baseball caps. I was wondering, where does he get those?

Doncha recanize this smile?

July 22, 2008

bush-and-women-crop-120.jpg“So, you girls come here often? What’s yer sign? Hot enough fer ya in DC?

“What do I DO? Doncha recanize me?

“I’ll give ya a hint. I’m on TV EVERY day!

“Naw, I’m not Regis, but that’s a good guess. Does the name President Bush ring a bell?