Oddly Enough Blog

I’ve decided not to be President Trump…

May 17, 2011

Blog Guy, what’s wrong? You look like you’ve been sobbing.

Yeah, I have. I’m pretty broken up about Donald Trump not running for president.

My name is Trump, put up yer dukes!

May 13, 2011

Blog Guy, you’ve written about this Donald Trump guy who may be running for president. He’s never been a candidate, so I don’t have a feel for his personal campaign style.

Sorry Mr. Trump, I thought you were someone else

May 3, 2011

Blog Guy, you look very upset. What’s wrong?

I’ve just seen the clearest sign yet of that onrushing Apocalypse I keep writing about.

It’s not tricky, tiki isn’t tacky…

April 25, 2011

TARTAN WEEK

Blog Guy, now that Donald Trump may run for president, what are you going to do? Will you be caught up short at the Goofy Face Museum and Doughnut Shop, what with the scarcity of funny photos of Trump?

Maybe you can believe it, if it helps you to sleep…

March 7, 2011

OBAMA/

Blog Guy, I think I’m going mad! I woke up this morning and the radio was saying something about a “U.S. President Taylor.” Who the hell is that?

Honk! Here comes the Muammar car!

March 5, 2011

LIBYA/GADDAFI

As a highly paid political consultant, it irritates the heck out of me when clients ignore my advice.

You gonna talk, or you gonna draw?

February 28, 2011

RUSSIA

Blog Guy, can you please settle some bets I have with my gynecologist’s haberdasher?

The very worst Palin photo ever?

February 22, 2011

palin goofy new 490

Blog Guy, I notice you keep using the same goofy photo of Sarah Palin, that one from the Belmont last year. Is that the only funny shot you have of her?

The cigarettes are in the cabinet?

February 21, 2011

smoking minister 490

Quick quiz: The politician puffing away in this photo is…

smoking canadian 260a) Going to be grounded if her mom catches her smoking again…

b) Not likely to be the first stop on “Take Your Child to Parliament Day”

Go ahead, I’ve seen worse… Well, maybe not…

February 18, 2011

extremists belgium 490

Blog Guy, what is your policy on negotiating with extremists?

My what?

BELGIUM/Your policy. Now that you qualify as a Senior Blogger, you have to take some shifts directing counter-terrorism tactical units. You didn’t see that in the Facebook Network rules?