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Why do they call it the Send-Off Royale?

October 8, 2010

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Blog Guy, I need some help planning my funeral, although I’m not gone yet. I want one of those traditional New Orleans send-offs, complete with the “second line parade.”

You’re just wasting these goofy shots?

September 26, 2010

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Boss! What are you doing here? You NEVER come to the Oddly Enough Blog office!

BRITAINJust keeping the staff on their toes, Lamar, auditing the books.

Sure, Boss! Sit down. Somebody bring Blog Guy a doughnut! No, a CLEAN one!

Lamar, it’s almost the end of the month, and I see a stack of goofy photos we’ve paid for but haven’t used. What a waste of my goofy photo budget!

Talk to the head, Ma!

September 9, 2010

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“Sis, I was looking in the attic at the Palace yesterday, and you won’t believe what I found! I opened this old hatbox, and there was Anne Boleyn’s head!

I say! This is the BEST tug of war ever!

August 8, 2010

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Quick quiz: This man, the heir to an actual throne in a place I bet you’ve heard of, is giggling like a simpleton over…

I say! What does one call that?

June 28, 2010

glastonbury charles crop 240Quick quiz: Britain’s Prince Charles, seen here in a double-breasted suit with a folded handkerchief in his pocket, is looking quizzically at…

Look Bob, it’s Cheesy Nacho Night!

May 27, 2010

Okay, I’m finished. I used to love going out to nice restaurants with Queen Elizabeth., but I’m afraid I just don’t have the patience anymore.

When the peasants are running in Piccadilly Circus…

February 23, 2010

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Blog Guy, you  promised to tell us what those British royals are up to. Well? Let’s hear it!

Hey, you’re getting your prince all over my binoculars!

February 13, 2010

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Blog Guy, I keep hearing that Prince Charles has failing eyesight. That’s sad. Is this true?

I say dear, have those voices returned?

November 9, 2009

Quick quiz: Prince Charles’ wife, Camilla, is seen here reacting violently upon learning…

You commoners drink this crap?

November 7, 2009

Okay gang, you all know the deal. We’ve actually persuaded Prince Charles to endorse our brand of coffee for a TV commercial!Yeah, he said it’s only Canada so nobody will see it anywhere important, and he can use a few extra bucks.It’s a real advertising coup, but we only get one take, so it has to be perfect the first time.Now, the prince is going to just be walking along doing prince stuff, and ask for a cup of our coffee. He’ll try it, and then give us a big smile of delight.Oh my God! This is our one take? This is supposed to make people buy this crap?Well, we’ve paid for it so we have to use it, but at least edit out that last few seconds where he drops to his knees and spews his lunch on the crowd.

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