Hey Blog Guy, it’s me!
Me! The guy who talks to you in italics so you can carry on pretend conversations in your blog everyday.
Blog Guy, I want to order one of those elaborate fantasy photos you set up for your readers. You know, the really strange stuff, like that hotel suite with chocolate furniture, and like Sylvester Stallone’s bathroom, and…
Blog Guy, with the 2012 presidential campaign now underway, I’m surprised nobody is covering the goat angle.
Blog Guy, I gather from your recent posts that you’re a big fan of Siri, the personal assistant on the new iPhone 4S who carries on conversations with users?
Blog Guy, not to bring up a depressing topic, but have you made plans for what will be done with your body when you die?
Blog Guy, I’m looking for a new career and I know your advice is the best. I picked up a colorful brochure called, “The Exciting World of Battlefield Rocket Repair,” and I was wondering if you think that’s a good way to go?
Blog Guy, have you seen that amazing new book about former first lady Jacqueline Kennedy, the one taken from hours of taped interviews with her just months after her husband was assassinated?
Blog Guy, my tax guy’s taxidermist told me something really creepy. He has close ties to the animal kingdom.
Blog Guy, it’s me. I’m back and I need a fix. You’re the one who got me hooked.
Blog Guy, everybody knows you’ve campaigned against bullfighting and other forms of animal cruelty. It’s safe to say that any event involving animal combat is inhumane, right?