Oddly Enough Blog

My armadillo needs a pillow…

August 24, 2009

Blog Guy, I have a recipe for armadillo. Do you know a place to buy good ones?

Sure, I go down to Brazil and get mine from Leonardo’s Armadillos.

Leonardo? Didn’t he used to have a shop in Amarillo?

Yes, but Leonardo’s Amarillo Armadillos got closed down for certain peccadillos.

Exploding wieners, run for cover!

August 22, 2009

Blog Guy, I’m afraid this suicide bomb trend is spreading, and it scares me.

Me too. There are way too many kinds of explosive gadgets. I saw this photo of a woman wearing a device made of an alarm clock and sausages.

Tail from the Crypt?

August 19, 2009

Hey Blog Guy, sometimes I see funny stuff in the news and I’m sure you’ll use it in your blog, but then you don’t. Do you take bribes to ignore certain things?

I’m not walkin’ down all these stairs!

August 3, 2009

Blog Guy, I was reading a history book and saw a word I didn’t know, defenestration. Rather than look it up, I thought I’d ask you what it means.

Palin leaves office with relish?

July 27, 2009

What’s wrong, Blog Guy? I don’t understand!

Huh? You don’t understand what?

I’ve been seeing pictures of former governor Sarah Palin yesterday serving hot dogs as she left the governor’s job.  Isn’t that a natural for you? Why aren’t you all over it?

Derringer a harbinger? Don’t shoot the messenger!

July 27, 2009

Blog Guy, I just saw that Johnny Depp movie “Public Enemies.” Somebody told me they were auctioning off one of John Dillinger’s real guns.

A box of castanets for my pink bird, please…

July 23, 2009

Blog Guy, like many of your readers I have very special fashion needs. I dance the flamenco.

A dozen decent docents?

July 19, 2009

Blog Guy, I read your item about the Goofy Face Museum and Doughnut Shop. Are you hiring qualified museum guides? What’s that fancy word for people who do that?

Abe Lincoln, the Big Cheese!

July 4, 2009

Happy July 4th, Blog Guy. I just saw an Abe Lincoln statue made of cheese. Isn’t that disrespectful?

Just block my damn spam!

June 28, 2009

“I have protected your site from 80,526 spam comments already, but there’s nothing in your spam queue at the moment.”