Oddly Enough Blog

Look, it’s haute cooture!

March 3, 2009

Blog Guy, I need some fashion advice. I’m an old geezer, and I’m wondering who makes designer clothes for guys in my profession.

Draw your weapons!

February 2, 2009

Blog Guy, the police in England didn’t used to carry guns, but someone told me it’s different now.

Some haute for your goat?

January 30, 2009

Blog Guy, I need fashion help. I’m a satyr.

You mean like that Jewish dinner?

No, that’s a Seder. I’m half man, half goat, and I’d like to find something nice to wear. I’ve been interested in fashion since I was a kid.

Junior! Speak of the Devil!

January 12, 2009

Say, Roy, you got any kids?

Yeah, three. My daughter’s a professor at NYU, my son’s an economist, and my other son’s studying to be Satan. We’re real proud of…

It’s lovely weather for a clayride together with you!

January 9, 2009

Blog Guy, whatever happened to Gumby after his long career as an entertainer?

I think you’ll be very surprised. My private detectives have tracked the reclusive clay figure to China, where he now works pulling a rickshaw.

Don’t make me take this tape off, punk!

December 30, 2008

Blog Guy, I know we equip our police with the best weapons over here, but there must be other places where police have to make do with inferior arms?

Pudding up the decorations

December 22, 2008

Blog Guy, I have 35 seconds to spare. Show me something really peculiar to put me in the holiday mood.

Take a Willy Wonka vacation!

December 18, 2008

Blog Guy, I was amazed by your item about the two Taj Mahals. I’m planning a trip to exotic Machu Picchu. How many of those are there?

Mabel, Mabel, strong and able, get your big feet off the table!

December 15, 2008

Blog Guy, I went to a fancy banquet in China, and I could swear I saw human footprints on the tablecloth. Was that just my imagination?

Hit the trenches! Falling wenches!

December 2, 2008

Blog Guy, I was fascinated by your report from the Millionaire Fair. What else can you say about what those wacky rich people are up to?