Oddly Enough Blog

Navel maneuvers: innie excuse for a party!

July 29, 2008

belly-2-160.jpg Okay folks, we have to come up with a festival to attract tourists, and pretty much everything has already been taken. Other towns have claimed every crop, animal, saint and body part, so we need some brainstorming. Some serious navel gazing.

So I say ‘Hu’s on first?’ and then you say…

July 9, 2008

sarkozy-hands-200.jpgBlog Guy, I read your post about the G8 Summit yesterday. I heard that two of the leaders did a famous comedy routine. Could that be true?

Hooray for the red, white and bleu!

July 4, 2008

cheez-160.jpgBlog Guy, since this is July 4th, could you tell us what the Declaration of Independence was about?

The Monumental Ironic Colonic!

June 20, 2008

enema-statue-160.jpgA frequent theme here is the sad plight of places that have no cable television, and must resort to other forms of entertainment. I’ve reported on singing dingossofa races and worse. But now, I may have hit rock bottom. 

Salmon-chanted evening…

May 22, 2008

salmon-horiz-180.jpgFrom Scotland comes news that a fashion designer is selling bikinis made from salmon skin. I’m serious. I have to ask whether this is a great idea.

Doberman Gang, move over!

May 5, 2008

dortmund-bulldog-1-160.jpgBlog Guy, I know you’ve written about those crazy German highways with no speed limits. I recently heard that they even let dogs drive. My friend saw one smoking a big cigar and driving 140 miles an hour!

Doc is the only puma in Yuma…

April 16, 2008

puma-2-180.jpgBlog Guy, I’m new here, and my donkey has a bad toothache. Can you recommend a dentist?

Must be a mouth-to-mouth resuscitation class!

March 31, 2008

kiss.jpgHere in America, we have a saying, “pulling a fast one.” Let me try to give an example.

Webbed feet lead to Web feat…

March 21, 2008

duck.jpgBlog Guy, I’ve heard that most ducks are incapable of working as fashion models. Is this true?