Oddly Enough Blog

She’s the Darjeeling of the Tea Party?

September 5, 2011

Blog Guy, I see Sarah Palin, the possible future former potential presidential candidate, spoke at a Tea Party gathering over the weekend. I’m not sure I get the whole Tea Party thing. Wasn’t the 1773 Boston Tea Party a protest against being taxed by people we didn’t elect, and don’t Americans now get to elect their lawmakers?

Eating healthy for peanuts?

August 31, 2011

Blog Guy, so we’ve established that you lost some weight recently. I found your health tips helpful, but could you be more specific about what you ate?

Cashing in on My Good Name?

August 9, 2011

Blog Guy, I know you’re busy designing the next generation Basler BT-70 aircraft, but I may want to buy a plane before you have a chance to test your new model.

The best of July, a definite pattern?

July 31, 2011

Well, it’s time to look at the blog traffic statistics for July, and never has there been a clearer pattern.

How the masses found Manassas…

July 25, 2011

Blog Guy, I am really pumped about the Civil War 150th anniversary stuff coming up. Aren’t you?

The hot new pet for the rich and famous?

July 21, 2011

Blog Guy, what’s the latest “in” pet for celebrities to have? Are they still carrying those tiny dogs in their purses?

Oh honey, I’m home!

July 19, 2011

Blog Guy, you used to offer useful tips on how people can tell if they’ve made a bad career choice. Can you please do some more of those?

A loco motive for doing this?

July 14, 2011

Hey Doctor, it’s me! Earl! I’m calling from out here on the railway line where you sent me. Are you positive this will make me better?

Reading in bed just got a lot better…

July 12, 2011

Okay Lamar, your memo said you’ve come up with a  totally new fashion concept in women’s apparel. I’m very excited, so show me what you’ve got.

Let me regalia with a story…

June 27, 2011

Needless to say, we’re very excited about the big unveiling, Lamar. We hired you to design military uniforms for our newly independent country because of your reputation.