Oddly Enough Blog

Oeuf! I can’t take any more puns!

November 24, 2010

caviar 490

Blog Guy, I read a Reuters story about a French guy who is trying to bring caviar to the masses.

Your bride is quite a ketch…

October 29, 2010

Blog Guy, I really need some of your famous fashion help to plan my wedding. We’re getting married outdoors, at a yacht club, and the area where I wait to enter the ceremony is quite a distance from the altar.

I need to use the long-necked birds’ room

October 24, 2010

GERMANY/

Blog Guy, I’m a big fan of actor Matt Damon. He’s just great in everything, and so cute. What’s he like in real life?

We stayed in the Bridle Suite, and…

October 13, 2010

Hi Debbie, thanks for stopping by. Bill and I are looking at snapshots from our summer vacation out in horse country. We just got ‘em back from the drugstore.

If the shoe fits, hang it…

October 2, 2010

Blog Guy, I’m a woman in need of advice. I spend 82 percent of my income on new shoes, so naturally the old ones pile up quickly. I hate to just throw out all my pumps. How can I put them to good use?

It’s a regular Hu’s Who, Blog Guy!

September 14, 2010

ws combo 490

Hey, Blog Guy, I’ve been looking at your photo file. You just had a shot of China’s President Hu Jintao, in Shenzhen.

And the morel of this story is…

August 31, 2010

Hey Blog Guy, you obviously know a lot about language. I just heard a strange expression, “As dumb as an Italian hunter.” What does that even mean?

Head out on the highway, take a swordfish with you…

August 17, 2010

swordfish cycle 490

Blog Guy, I know you’re an expert on the animal kingdom, and I want you to settle a bet about swordfish with my step-son’s biology teacher.  This teacher says that while swordfish are indeed fish, they do not travel by swimming.

Then when I was six, we went to a zoo…

August 10, 2010

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Blog Guy, I’m starting to get scared about this Apocalypse thing you keep writing about. A few days ago it was people trying to auction off embalming tools used on Elvis Presley. What next? Can the signs get any worse than that?

Majestic swan or Mafia thug? You decide!

August 5, 2010

AUSTRIA/

Blog Guy, I know you study organized crime. What’s this I hear about an upstart gang moving in on the rackets?