Oddly Enough Blog

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July 30, 2010

RUSSIA/

Okay Colonel Johnson, thank you for appearing before the Senate Defense Committee with your blueprint for a strong military in our new breakaway republic.

When gifted bikini models need my help

July 29, 2010

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Blog Guy, I work for a bikini modeling agency that hires only gifted models.

COLOMBIA-FASHIONThat must be fascinating. What’s the latest methodology for telling if a bikini model is gifted?

Hey, you’re just a pretender vendor!

July 15, 2010

Blog Guy, I saw some Reuters photos of street vendors in San Salvador, having a protest. There were THOUSANDS of them. How can there be so many street vendors in one city?

Bring me that one, the SAUCY wench!

June 3, 2010

JAPAN/

Blog Guy, I have a problem. I love giving dinner parties, but I don’t have enough storage space in my kitchen for all of my pots and pans and cooking utensils. What should I do?

The latest ingenews from Cannes!

May 15, 2010

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Blog Guy, are you covering that big-deal Cannes Film Festival that’s going on now?

Honeydew you have any melon news?

May 10, 2010

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Blog Guy, I hate to complain, but you used to do a better job of covering melons. The main reason I come here is to get my melon news.

A man who appreciates a nice bust…

May 6, 2010

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Blog Guy, as long as you’re covering foreign news like the British elections, can you fill us in on the Italian Government?

I’ll have a root beer vanilla flotilla…

May 5, 2010

ITALY

Blog Guy, I read with interest your piece on the upcoming regatta for the Goofy Face Museum and Doughnut Shop. But isn’t a regatta just the same thing as a flotilla?

We got a regatta!

May 3, 2010

PERU/

Blog Guy, I was intrigued to read about your festival at the Goofy Face Museum and Doughnut Shop, with the Prom Queen and stamps. What other activities have you planned for the event?

Brief query: what’s in a boxer’s drawers?

April 27, 2010

BOXING/

Blog Guy, help settle a bet with my boyfriend, please.

Here we go again with the settling of stuff. That’s all I do anymore. I should be a contender for that Supreme Court vacancy.