Oddly Enough Blog

Way down upon the Swanie River

November 24, 2009

Blog Guy, you seem to know a lot about nature. Can swans fly?

No. They can neither fly nor swim.

What? Hold on, I’ve SEEN swans swimming in lakes and rivers and stuff!

No, you’ve seen swans, which have very long legs, PRETENDING to swim. Mostly, though, they prefer to travel by boat.

Hottest new gift gadget for guys this season…

November 23, 2009

Blog Guy, I need Christmas gift shopping advice for my boyfriend. I want something really special. Help!

One more crack out of you…

November 9, 2009

First, I want to thank all you doctors for coming to this Humiliation Committee meeting to discuss our problem today. I know it’s a Thursday, so you should be enjoying a four-day weekend, as usual.

Look Out for the Cheetah…

November 3, 2009

Blog Guy, I’m outraged. Connect me to your blog’s complaint department!

Hello, this is the Odd Blog Complaint Department. Your call is important to us…

Just call me “Easy Writer”

October 27, 2009

Blog Guy, a couple of weeks ago you featured a rebus in your blog. How about another one?

A miracle cure? No chants!

October 20, 2009

Blog Guy, I need to get some medical advice from you in the strictest confidence. I am a very famous person. You may just call me Ronaldo.

Got milk? Farmers face lactose intolerance…

October 5, 2009

Blog Guy, I heard milk farmers staged a big protest today. Boy, it’s violence everywhere, isn’t it? What was it this time? Guns, firebombs…

For a well-heeled damsel on a knight out…

September 28, 2009

Blog Guy, my friends and I dress up like knights in medieval costumes. Armor, swords, lances. We re-enact battles and stuff.

Kabul-Capades, coming your way!

September 9, 2009

Blog Guy, I read about a vocational training program for Afghan citizens. It sounds so strange I don’t even want to repeat it here…

As they say, foam is where the art is…

September 3, 2009

Blog Guy, I need your business advice, quickly! I know this is gonna sound like one of those people who see the Virgin Mary’s face on a Ritz cracker or something, but…