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News, but not the serious kind
Okay marketing staff, as you know our regular fashions aren’t selling very well, which is why we’ve started inventing NEW articles of clothing and creating a demand.
You will recall that Lamar designed two such items, the Rube Tube and the Skank Top, which were runaway bestsellers. Lamar, what have you got to follow that up with?
Boss, this is our new purse. It’s slim, it’s sleek….
It’s empty, Lamar! It’s just a wire frame that won’t hold anything.
Exactly, Boss! It’s called the Hold Nothin’.
See, chicks hate when they have to rummage through their purse, or when they drop the thing and their personal junk falls out…. With the Hold Nothin’, those hassles are a thing of the past!