Oddly Enough Blog
News, but not the serious kind
Hey, Blog Guy, I’m here! Do you recognize me?
No, you dimwit. This isn’t “A Christmas Carol.” I’m the guy who sets up all those great fantasy photos for your readers, so I’m sorry to see it’s going away.
Well, thanks for all your good work. You’ve pulled off pictures I would have thought impossible, especially the ones involving world leaders.
You’re much too kind, Blog Guy. With the huge budget you gave me, let’s just say miracles could be performed.
I loved that time you got Nicolas Sarkozy to grab…
Yeah, I know the one you mean. You’ve used it over and over in your blog.
And getting Muammar Gaddafi and Hugo Chavez to drive around together. I’ve used that one a lot, too.
Blog Guy, you haven’t updated us on Ronald Basler recently. You remember, you keep getting his spam at your e-mail address?
Things seemed to be looking better for him the last time, what with getting a Russian bride and taking a Napa getaway and everything.
Blog Guy, I just heard about an exciting project involving your blog. Can you confirm it?
Blog Guy, how much does Vladimir Putin earn?
You mean as Russia’s prime minister? Not very much, I’m afraid. Why do you ask?
Blog Guy, I need to make use of your legendary travel advice. I really enjoy visiting bad wax museums, but I fear I’ve exhausted the list.
Bad? I think that pretty much describes all wax museums.
Nonsense, some are much worse than others. Have you been to Lonnie’s House of Wax, in Beech Grove, Indiana? Their latest figure is either Mamie Eisenhower or Justin Bieber, you take your pick.