Blog Guy, what happened? You kind of left us hanging. You were about to crown a new Queen of the Entire World a couple of weeks ago, and it was down to two candidates.
Man, I gotta say, that was just creepy!
What was, Lamar?
Are you kidding, Clancy? You didn’t see who was just here?
No, I was watching that Lady Gaga video on the big screen. Who was it?
She was NOT!
That IS strange. I don’t think she’s even a member here! What did she do?
She told me this machine is “jolly good for one’s quadriceps.”
Wow. Did you say anything to her?
Yeah, I said, “Who died and made you queen?”
That sounds about right. I’m guessing she won’t be back.
Britain’s Queen Elizabeth watches students study fitness tests in action, as people ride static bikes in a classroom, during a visit to City and Islington College, in north London March 30, 2011. REUTERS/John Stillwell/Pool
Ma, you wanted to see me?
Did you say MA? That is how you refer to the Queen of England now?
Sorry Ma, I meant Your Royal Highness, you wanted to see me?
Yes. We are very displeased! We have seen a popular blog using photos of you looking, how shall one describe it, GOOFY!