Quick quiz: You realize your job may sort of suck if you…
b) notice the card by your seat describes you only as the “Senior Leader-in-Transit”
Quick quiz: Speaker of the House John Boehner is puffing on a cigarette…
b) in Ohio or someplace like that.
c) in an airplane lavatory after invoking his Congressional Smoke Detector Disabling Privileges.
Quick quiz: the politician in this photo is…
b) Wondering why these people attach corn to a stick before they eat it.
c) Wishing he’d brought some toilet paper with him to take to the outhouse.
d) Thinking of beating himself to death to get away from all these farmers.
This was an easy one. I’ll accept any of the above answers because I’m so happy to have another goofy person entering the 2012 presidential race.
Quick quiz: The politician puffing away in this photo is…
a) Going to be grounded if her mom catches her smoking again…
b) Not likely to be the first stop on “Take Your Child to Parliament Day”
c) The star of a one-woman stage tribute to legendary musician Roy Orbison
d) A senior Canadian cabinet minister
Congratulations if you guessed d). She is the International Cooperation Minister for Canada. Really.
Quick quiz: The visibly upset folks in these photos are…
a) Trying to watch the Angelina Jolie/Johnny Depp movie, “The Tourist”
b) Avoiding eye contact with a waitress bringing the check
c) Discovering after four hours at the bar that today isn’t a snow day, after all
Quick quiz: Secretary of State Hillary Clinton is seen here in New Zealand…
a) Watching a local baseball game.
b) Thinking maybe she should have gone to a better college.
c) Wondering, “Why can’t they do anything about the streakers down here?”
d) Praying this guy doesn’t turn out to be, you know, the prime minister or whatever.