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I say dear, have those voices returned?

November 9, 2009

Quick quiz: Prince Charles’ wife, Camilla, is seen here reacting violently upon learning…

One for the road? Are you fricking serious?

October 29, 2009

Quick quiz: If you’re a jittery driver, what’s a good way to steady your nerves before you hit the road?

Wearing your chandelier, dear?

October 21, 2009

Quick quiz: This photo shows…

a) The risk of letting tall people browse in light fixture shops

b) What happens when a dimwitted assistant is told to create a “bandolier.”

Just call him a fencing foil…

September 16, 2009

Quick quiz: In these photos, President Barack Obama is…

a) illustrating how his new death panels will work.

b) abruptly ending a promising political career.

c) pretending to be Luke Skywalker, like every other guy on earth.

d) about to provoke the Secret Service marksmen on the White House roof.

Actually, the best thing about these lawn fencing photos is first lady Michelle Obama’s expression. It’s perfect….

So then Bill says to Barack…

August 31, 2009

Quick quiz: Former president Bill Clinton is saying to President Barack Obama…

a) I’m not kidding you, Barack, at Quiznos they’ve got a Primo Meatball sub THIS long, full of seasoned meatballs and zesty marinara!

You don’t haggle at Kroger?

August 19, 2009

Quick quiz: In this photo on the right, President Obama is saying to the Kroger manager…

These guys are special forces, huh?

August 9, 2009

Quick quiz: The guys in this photo are…

a) Practicing an ancient Asian cure for backaches

b) Rehearsing for a production of “Oklahoma” at a men’s penitentiary

c) Still trying to get the hang of a wheelbarrow race

d) Attending that annual Siamese twin convention in Raleigh

e) They’re doing – oh, PLEASE don’t make me say it here!

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South Korean special warfare command soldiers exercise before they conduct a sea infiltration drill during a photo call in Taean, South Korea, August 5, 2009. REUTERS/Choi Bu-Seok

Exotic spice is true grit!

July 30, 2009

Quick quiz: If you have a meal in The Gulf region and can’t quite place the distinctive, piquant, exotic flavor, it’s most likely…

Oh, the humanity!

July 21, 2009

Quick quiz: The most horrific road hazard faced by Tour de France riders is…

a) snipers in the trees

b) oncoming 18-wheelers

c) rabid leg-eating wolverines

d) blatant accordion music

Yes, all other hazards pale by comparison to the shameless accordion players, who can step out of the tall grass with no warning whatsoever.

Really something to smile about!

July 7, 2009

Quick quiz: The people in these photos are smiling because they got tickets to…