Oddly Enough Blog
News, but not the serious kind
Quick quiz: If you have to parachute, the best thing to avoid having below you would be…
b) two million rotten eggs
c) the word’s biggest trampoline
d) a bunch of choppers sharing your airspace
Yeah, I agree, my answer would have to be the helicopter one.
The actual photo caption here says these guys are jumping FROM choppers, but it sure looks to me like a high-stakes game of chicken that could go south pretty fast.
“Oh, go a head and jump, you big babies! Those choppers will be out of the way by the time you get down there, I’m pretty sure…”
Sri Lankan paratroopers jump from military helicopters after basic parachute training at an air base in Katunayake, February 10, 2009. REUTERS/ Stringer
Quick quiz: You’re superstar Brad Pitt. Let’s say you are going to have an unfortunate wardrobe malfunction in the vicinity of your trouser fly. When would you want it to happen?
a) Right when you’re breaking up with Gwenyth Paltrow
b) Right when you’re breaking up with Jennifer Aniston
c) Right when you’re breaking up with Angelina Jolie
d) While you are posing for 620,000 press photographers to promote an Oscar-nominated movie.
Quick quiz: The guy shown here is…
a) The star of a cheap “Tootsie” remake
b) The star of an off-Broadway “Tribute to Corporal Klinger”
c) A dude who lost a really high-stakes election bet
d) An actual model wearing a “creation” from a genuine designer at Milan Fashion Week.
Yeah, this one fooled me, too. Turns out this is really from a men’s collection in Milan, so get ready to go shopping, guys.
Quick quiz: Looking through the Weekend Entertainment section of your local newspaper, which of these festivals could be fun?
a) The Apple Picking Festival
b) The Cherry Blossom Festival
c) The Cute Puppy and Kitten Adoption Festival
d) The Fire-Snorting Wild Bull-Taming Festival
Yeah, I’d have to say all of them could be neat except for that last one.
Just for starters, it doesn’t look like the bulls fully understand that their purpose here is to be tamed.
Quick quiz: The famous “Flying Doctor” service in New South Wales, Australia, which carries folks to medical help from remote areas, is getting larger airplanes because…
2. Bird flu is expected to take a huge toll
3. They need to fly to farther hospitals
4. People are getting too large to fit in the ones they’re using now
Yep, it’s that last thing. The planes now in use can only carry people weighing up to 308 pounds, but they’re getting new ones so they can handle jumbo patients up to 573 pounds. I am not making this up.
Quick quiz: Which wedding tradition never really caught on very well in the U.S.?
a) throwing the bouquet
b) making everybody do the Chicken Dance
c) taking 420,000 pictures you’ll never look at
d) having the bride pour oil over live coals
That’s right, the oil and coal tradition just hasn’t been embraced here, despite its enduring popularity in places like Kazakhstan and, well, Kazakhstan.
Quick quiz: which of these are really great homemade?
I hope you identified mortars as the one thing you should probably get from a reputable mortar store, not a basement metal workshop.
Quick quiz: This guy in the photo…
a) Misses the point of Casual Fridays
b) Obviously bet on a McCain landslide in the office election pool
c) Looks kind of funny not wearing any shoes
d) Is the star of that updated network sitcom, “I Dream of Gene”
e) May be counting a little too heavily on the kindness of strangers
A model presents a creation by Kazakhstan’s Kenje house design during Kazakhstan fashion week in Almaty November 11, 2008. REUTERS/Shamil Zhumatov
b) Wolverines stole his parachute
c) He told the others he just had to go to the bathroom first
d) He is the King of Spain
Okay, the right answer is d). As they observed in that famous movie line, “It’s good to be the king.”