Quick quiz: For which one of these occupations is it not really so good to oversleep and come in late?
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– has the Mother of all Toothaches.
– shows how you can make a swell hat from toilet paper.
– is just learning to tie a turban.
– has a pathological fear of being killed freakishly, like Isadora Duncan.
Quick quiz: Republican presidential candidate John McCain is saying…
“Wave, Cindy! I think that’s my first wife over there!”
“Is that jerk fooling anybody with that comb-over?
“There’s one of the guards from the Hanoi Hilton! Yo! Nguyen!”
“Look what that sign says about me! It says… Oh. Never mind.”
Republican presidential nominee John McCain, his wife Cindy (R) and vice-presidential nominee Sarah Palin take the stage at a campaign rally in Colorado Springs, Colorado September 6, 2008. REUTERS photos by Brian Snyder
Quick quiz: Former New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani, who now earns a living telling scary campfire stories for young and old and bills himself as “BOO-liani,” is saying here…
Quick quiz: the words this guy LEAST wants to hear are…
“Sorry hon, looks like we left the sunblock at home!”
“Wow, I didn’t think the tide would be coming in for hours!”
“Hey Dad! Here comes the Beach Dentist!”
“Yikes, what the heck is a Zamboni machine doing way out here?”
Mohmmed Emad is buried neck-deep in the sand at Siwa Oasis, Egypt, August 12, 2008. The people in Siwa believe that being buried in the sand during the hottest time of the day can cure rheumatism, joint pain and sexual impotency. REUTERS/Nasser Nuri