You’re the maitre d’ at an elegant restaurant, and this model walks through the door. You say to her…
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Quick quiz: this picture shows…
A dude paying the price for not knowing this is the “Year of the Rat.” His guess, “Year of the Miniature Schnauzer,” was just plain stupid.
A grotesque version of our wishbone tradition. One of the rope-pullers will get his wish, but the victim certainly won’t.
A performer who tours as “The Human Hammock.” Sadly, this is the extent of his act, which has been described as “pathetic.”
Quick quiz: this model is….
a) the co-star of an off-Broadway “Nancy & Sluggo Tribute Show”
b) not exactly a shoo-in for PETA’s Humane Achievement Awards this year
c) Just grateful he wasn’t with this same designer’s Milan show last year, covered here as Taking a shine to men’s fashion…, or the one the year before that, posted as Unveiling the veil…
is a professional hustler in high-stakes apple-bobbing tournaments
is part of Apple’s very, very edgy new ad campaign
stars in a new rock opera about the William Tell story, “Pardon my Overture”
would love to meet you online, if only she could type
Quick quiz: the last words this model will ever hear are…
“Folks, stay away from the panda’s cage, he LOVES stealing ice cream!”
“You should’ve had this growth looked at sooner. It may be too late alrea…”
“Honey, bring me an hors d’oeuvre from over there under that ceiling fan…”
Quick quiz: the model in this fashion photograph…
a) isn’t likely to wait long to meet the teachers at Parents’ Night
b) is wondering if she should have chosen a simple black dress and pearls
c) is boldly concealing a massive zit on her forehead
d) is seen in her one-woman play about a Hostess Twinkie riddled with angst
Hey, Blog Guy – I go to this college, and they said if I took some of your quizzes and passed them, they could count as my midterm exams. Okay, it isn’t a very good school. If you could repost some of those tests today, I’ll have all weekend to work on them.