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Best of May: stormy weather and bygone romance

May 30, 2010

It’s time for the official statistics revealing this blog’s most popular items for May, and I’m proud to note that readers didn’t just go for cheap yuks, they went for the high-class stuff, too.

I’m running down to the love market, Honey!

May 12, 2010

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Here is a story idea which Hollywood is going to buy from me for maybe four┬ámillion dollars, so don’t tell anyone else.

Chicks taking their coiffe medicine?

April 16, 2010

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Blog Guy, I have a problem. I’m a very attractive woman and people tell me my hair is one of my best features.

I think she wrote her own vows, too…

February 26, 2010

Blog Guy, I’m getting married next Saturday, and I could use some advice in choosing my bridal gown.

I’m ready Lamar, go have that pork chop now!

February 1, 2010

Warning, this is an adults-only scene. It’s evening in the boudoir, a woman is wearing a black satin nightie and red stiletto heels, there’s chilled champagne beside the bed…

A date with Paris Hilton? Thumb enchanted evening…

January 29, 2010

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Blog Guy, I was interested in your item about that tycoon in Austria who dates famous celebrities. What do you think it would be like to go out with Paris Hilton?

Why, it was so cold that….

December 29, 2009

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Blog Guy, you seem irritated today. What’s up?

kissing couple prague crop 200Well, it’s here again, that time of year for those photos I hate, of bozos going swimming in icy bodies of water amid sub-zero temperatures and snowstorms.

Steamy ski hostesses shower on the slopes!

December 15, 2009

I don’t know. I just can’t figure out what’s happening here. The caption just tells us we’re seeing “hostesses” simulating a shower during a “promotional event for a dating Website.”

Who’s that leeched blonde over there?

December 7, 2009

Blog Guy, you’re an expert at fashion and beauty advice. I really need help attracting men. I don’t know what I’m doing wrong. I’m an attractive blue-eyed blonde, I accessorize tastefully, I…

A spike in designer sales?

December 3, 2009

Blog Guy, I need some dating fashion advice.

I’m a normal young woman, and I often find that on a first date with a guy I meet online, he only has one thing on his mind, if you catch my drift.