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News, but not the serious kind
It’s time for the official statistics revealing this blog’s most popular items for May, and I’m proud to note that readers didn’t just go for cheap yuks, they went for the high-class stuff, too.
They enjoyed our etiquette tips on dining out with the boss, which I imagine were useful to anyone raised by wolves.
Here is a story idea which Hollywood is going to buy from me for maybe four million dollars, so don’t tell anyone else.
These are ethnic Hmong people waiting for lovers at a “love market” in Vietnam. The captions say that on one day a year, ”married men and women wait for the return of their former lovers with whom they can meet again without jealousy from their spouses…”
Blog Guy, I’m getting married next Saturday, and I could use some advice in choosing my bridal gown.
Sure. Congratulations on the happy event! In selecting your gown, you should think about what message you want to send to your gathered loved ones, because that’s what the perfect wedding dress does.
Warning, this is an adults-only scene. It’s evening in the boudoir, a woman is wearing a black satin nightie and red stiletto heels, there’s chilled champagne beside the bed…
“Are you as turned-on as I am, Lamar?”
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“I sure am, Sweetheart!”
“Then go eat that ham sandwich and have your porky-porky way with me!”
Well, I’ve already blogged about my own date with Paris…
Yeah, that was sad. As I recall, she fell asleep and tore her own face off. But I mean, say a real guy took her to dinner or a concert or something, how would you know if she’s enjoying herself?
Blog Guy, you seem irritated today. What’s up?
Well, it’s here again, that time of year for those photos I hate, of bozos going swimming in icy bodies of water amid sub-zero temperatures and snowstorms.
We take thousand of those shots every winter, showing folks with chattering teeth, blue lips and pointy frozen snot-cicles hanging from their noses.
I don’t know. I just can’t figure out what’s happening here. The caption just tells us we’re seeing “hostesses” simulating a shower during a “promotional event for a dating Website.”
Well crap, I’ve been skiing and I haven’t seen women showering at the top of the mountain. Can I get my money back? This must be the place where Hef skis.
Blog Guy, you’re an expert at fashion and beauty advice. I really need help attracting men. I don’t know what I’m doing wrong. I’m an attractive blue-eyed blonde, I accessorize tastefully, I…
Let me stop you there for a minute, honey. There’s a freaking worm crawling across your face!
I’m a normal young woman, and I often find that on a first date with a guy I meet online, he only has one thing on his mind, if you catch my drift.
What I’m looking for is an outfit to wear that is attractive and shows I’m fun, but also sends the message that we should take it slow, if you catch my drift.