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This is a very common problem. Some women find it useful to be holding something in their hand when they first meet a new guy, to help get the conversation started.
You know, something the guy will have to comment on. Do you have anything like that?
Yes! I love my picture of Lenin!
Okay, yes I guess a wallet-size photo of a former Beatle could be a conversation starter.
Blog Guy, I’m planning my wedding, and I need your advice. My four bridesmaids are very pretty, and I don’t want them to outshine me at my own event.
Don’t take this the wrong way, but you seem like kind of a bitch.
Hey, thanks! So how can I make sure I’m the brightest star on my special day?
Blog Guy, it’s well known that you’re a real romantic, whose sophisticated dating advice is followed by many. Here is a couple on a date in Washington, DC. They are leaving a restaurant after a leisurely dinner. I’d like your thoughts.
The guy is a few steps behind her. Bad move. If there are muggers waiting to take her purse, he can’t do anything to stop them.
Blog Guy, I’m a hip young single guy, and I need some dating advice.
You’ve sure come to the right place. I can pretend I know all about that stuff.
I go to singles bars, and sometimes chicks will say, “You want to come back to my place?” But I don’t always know if I should.
If you wanna know
If he loves you so
It’s in his kiss!
(That’s where it is!)
Yesterday was supposed to be the last day of voting in our Coolest Leader Dude reader poll, comparing U.S. President Barack Obama, Britain’s Prince Charles and Russian Prime Minister Vladimir Putin.
Hi, are you Liz? It’s me - Lamar – your Internet date!
So, at last we meet!. That’s quite an outfit, Liz. I guess you must have just come from some theatrical thing or something? Oh. You just came from the dentist, huh? Well…
I hope you like it here at Denny’s. Their country fried steak is… Excuse me, Liz, um, that little skull on your shoulder just said something to me.
We have this story today that says if you don’t know enough people to invite to your wedding, it turns out you can HIRE total strangers from this Japanese agency who will come and pretend to be your family and friends.
Surely this is another sign of that approaching Apocalypse. In addition to all the other runaway expenses of having a wedding, you can now add $200 a person so you don’t look quite as much like the total loser you really are?
Once again, the top-five most popular posts in this blog for May reflect the diverse interests of our readers.
We’ve got sports – okay, lingerie football, but that still counts. We’ve got romance in the form of the smoking brides and the marriage countdown bra.
I guess every couple in love wants to be Romeo and Juliet. To refresh your memory, Juliet was a 13-year-old girl who couldn’t marry her boyfriend, so she takes a potion that makes her seem dead, then he finds her and takes poison, and when she wakes up and sees his body she stabs herself to death.
What young love bugs wouldn’t want a relationship like that?
Now modern lovers can have the ultimate romantic thrill, getting married on the balcony in the 13th century mansion thought to be the home of the Capulets of Shakespeare’s tragedy, ‘West Side Story.’