Oddly Enough Blog

A brand new Taj, it’s no mirage!

December 14, 2008

Blog Guy, I need your travel advice. I’m planning a trip to the Taj Mahal.

Sure. Which one?

Excuse me?

Well, there’s the old one in India, and then there’s a brand new $60 million replica in Bangladesh. It’s about 800 miles from the old, worn-out one.

What was that blast? Oh, Amy’s getting married!

November 25, 2008

Quick quiz: Which wedding tradition never really caught on very well in the U.S.?

Honey, I’m home! Honey, I’m home! Honey, I’m home!

November 13, 2008

A few weeks ago I had a very popular item about this guy in Nigeria who had 86 wives and was ordered to divorce all but four of them. You may recall it as I wish to file for 82 divorces, please.

51 Ways to Leave Your Lover…

October 27, 2008

Congratulations, it’s your wedding day!

Sure, as the groom, you may have cold feet, it’s only natural. Like maybe you’re afraid to take the plunge because oh, let’s just say for instance you remembered you’re already married to someone else.

She’s wanton to pose for a cover

October 20, 2008

fashion-harlequin-wanton-160.jpgBlog Guy, my dream is to be a book cover model for Harlequin historical romances. But if you have to bring your own wardrobe, I don’t know where to get the right stuff. Can you help?

Who’s your designer, babe? Eddie Bauer?

October 10, 2008

Note to fashion design staff: Every so often we need to remember that haute couture is about raw animal sexuality. It’s about a woman feeling desirable, about giving her the confidence to think, ”Hey, I’ll never look HOTTER than I do tonight!”

Presenting the Veiled Threat!

September 11, 2008

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Blog Guy, I was supposed to be married, but my fian stood me up at the altar and took off with my best friend. What can I do to express my anger?

Open it, honey! It’s the worst I could find!

December 4, 2007

I honestly don’t know why we worry so much about protecting morons from themselves. Now there is a holiday list of the top 10 worst gifts for new relationships.

Pamela Anderson: “Yes, it’s true…”

November 28, 2006

Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock have filed for divorce.  If only they could have held on a couple more days, it would have been four whole months.