Blog Guy, you wrote about Prince William and Catherine, the Duchess of Cambridge, watching a bagpiper a few days ago during their visit to Canada.
Blog Guy, thanks for finally giving us some coverage of William and Catherine’s royal tour of Canada. We want more!
Blog Guy, I have a complaint. Kate Middleton has been in Canada for several days now and you’ve written nothing about it, even though some of your readers are seriously addicted to her.
Blog Guy, as someone who hangs out with the power elite, can you tell me how they manage to stay in shape? I mean, they must get free food anytime they want, so how do they cope with all that?
“So here we are, sweetie, we’re about to meet the Queen of England.”
Advertising staff, today we’re here to honor Lamar, whose work on the Guinness Stout account has been pure genius!
I say, my good man, are you the local fishmonger?
You’ve come to the right plaice, your majesty. I’m the o-fish-al monger!
Blog Guy, you’re the only one I trust to come up with the real story on how they got Osama bin Laden. There has to be more to it than merely a decade of meticulous hard work by the military and intelligence agencies.
Blog Guy, it’s me again. That guy you got hooked on Kate Middleton pictures. What do you have for me today?
Okay, I know when I’ve lost. I had planned to avoid doing anything on the Big Event today because why should my blog look like all the rest?